I refuse to bow down any longer

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Anonymous asked: what is the meaning behind your url?

glassbonespaperskin:

my life story, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

pharahsgf:

when parasite said the rich can afford to be kind, when parasite said global warming is most catastrophic for those least responsible, when parasite said the rich are the ones with access to sunlight, when parasite said the efforts of the working class are invisible to their exploiters, when parasite said water only ever flows from the rich down to the poor and never in reverse, when parasite said the rich are the real parasites for leeching off of their workers’ labour

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mothcub:

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

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the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis:

I sent this to my choir teacher when I was his TA and he replied “you’re the one making the copies, you’re an accomplice”

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friendsgifs:

F•R•I•E•N•D•S, The One with the Cake (S10E04)

victoryforsylvanas:

but you left off the best response to his tweet:

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andrewgarfield-daily:

THE SOCIAL NETWORK
2010 | dir. David Fincher

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stripeyboy:

renpai1:

lullabelle18:

toytowns:

characters:

characters:

if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?

him: *chokes me*

me, wheezing: your grip is getting stronger, sport

this is why tumblr is worth pennies now

To be fair this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

Is this not The Great Gatsby fanfiction?

I hate this fucking website

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alexsrights:

how can pirating baby yoda be wrong when the mandalorian himself pirated baby yoda