I refuse to bow down any longer

crowcassette:

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haiikyuus:

morbid-fragility:

earthsiqn:

things all girls want to do:

• become medusa

• dance naked around a fire in the woods w other ladies

• eat men

• let their eyes roll back in their head and speak in tongues

• eat men

For the record… I want absolutely none of these things. I am a girl.

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justiceleague:

V for Vendetta (2005) dir. James McTeigue

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kaylapocalypse:

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

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rodrickheffeley:

comedians: it’s so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

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queerglassescutie:

queerglassescutie:

Not to be dramatic but where the fuck is my boyfriend!? I feel like I should have one by now..

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

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cartwheelandfaceplant:

lesbwian:

end of the year mood

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

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amemait:

amemait:

I hope Brendan Fraser is having a nice day.

I hope one day that Brendan Fraser gets to see this post with several thousand (one day perhaps several hundred thousand?) people who have all banded together, united for one single common purpose: to hope that he is having a nice day.

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shutupmerlin:

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

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